Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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