doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
