East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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