I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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