it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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