you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
These tits shall not be calmed
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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