So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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