Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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