Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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