Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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