just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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