your room smells of hookers.
And success
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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