Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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