Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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