I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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