i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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