Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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