The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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