Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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