woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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