What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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