just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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