I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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