Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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