I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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