...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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