The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We had to coat check the pizza.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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