Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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