did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
