It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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