He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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