Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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