Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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