you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I need moral support for this bender
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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