i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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