i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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