I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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