if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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