I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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