haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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