Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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