Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
