like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
No subtext here. People are naked.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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