Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you inspire me to be a worse person
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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