weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
