is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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