She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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