I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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