She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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