it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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