i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I sprained my soul last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
